Johnny B Handsome 12:16 Fri Apr 17
Is there anything you consider too kinky or weird when banging birds?
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I was hanging out the back of some middle aged doris last weekend when she said she'd love it if i wanked myself while watching her take a shit in the bath tub!!
Now, Johnny has been asked some strange things on his quest for true love in the past but this one was new.
What sort of person gets sexual gratification from indulging in something like that?
Well as it turns out i do, i was on the vinegar strokes in no time at all.
So what would you consider a step too far in when nailing some loose strumpet?
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Hammer and Pickle
3:09 Sun Apr 19
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Anyway, this thread is giving me wood.
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Nurse Ratched
2:40 Sun Apr 19
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*buries head in hands*
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stewey
2:35 Sun Apr 19
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leaf it out nursey ,we,re only oaking thought you would have twiged that.
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Nurse Ratched
10:59 Sun Apr 19
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A wooden one.
(How the fuck should I know? I'm not the Bush Tucker Man)
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MrCrowmanSir
10:18 Sun Apr 19
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What kind of tree was it nurse?
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Nurse Ratched
10:19 Sat Apr 18
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Great Scott!
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stewey
9:57 Sat Apr 18
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nursey and patient up a tree F U C K I N G.
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Far Cough
8:43 Sat Apr 18
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Thank you Ian
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Briano
8:42 Sat Apr 18
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If I was with a woman
I'd make believe I loved her
All the time I would not like her much
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Nurse Ratched
8:16 Sat Apr 18
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Thank you ted and pickle.
But we're like chalk and cheese.
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stomper
8:10 Sat Apr 18
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Don't be silly Bob. Clearly never happened
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Hammer and Pickle
7:58 Sat Apr 18
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Very sorry to hear about your sis Nurse.
If she's anything like you than she's a fine lass.
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Gavros
7:40 Sat Apr 18
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This still makes me crack up shame ge didn't post more
International Donald 4:45 Mon Oct 27
Re: West Ham days like this are better than the best sex you've ever had
I'm not sure this is true.
Best sex i had i nearly passed out, then they untie me from banister and i had to eat some mashed up egg.
After that i lie down for a bit
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The Cult Of Bob
7:12 Sat Apr 18
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I ONCE PUT MY WILLY IN A LADY AND THEN SOME WHITE STUFF CAME OUT. WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT.
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Eerie Descent
6:40 Sat Apr 18
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Good idea that, Alfs, no chance of catching Aids that way.
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Alfs
6:39 Sat Apr 18
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I used to work with this gay bloke who told me that there was an infamous chap who frequented Heaven, that every one gave a wide birth to, as his 'thing' was to stab whoever he picked up and to fuck the wound.
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bruuuno
5:28 Sat Apr 18
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On the subject of pronounciation, it saddens me that I am not able to utilise the bristol expression 'pants off dance off' due to my pronounciation of darnce
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bruuuno
5:26 Sat Apr 18
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Aluminum was the original, british way of saying it. Then a Brit changed it to aluminium to marcher all the other elements in the periodic table.
Periodic table - now there's a sexual perversion
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After8
3:59 Sat Apr 18
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So you made her goto a and e on her own?
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Gavros
3:56 Sat Apr 18
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I was seeing a bird for a bit who told me she liked to get slapped about while shagging. She said an ex once accidentally broke her jaw while at it and they had to go down casualty.
I declined the opportunity.
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ted fenton
3:53 Sat Apr 18
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Nurse Ratched 3:34 Sat Apr 18
Classic post.
So sorry re your sister x
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